wanque's entry for the How much do you love GBAtemp? competition.
What's that in the air?
What's that over there?
I can't find a chair.
I got mauled by a bear.
For GBAtemp I would gladly eat gruel
Or bind myself tightly in rope, wire and chains,
To ensure a bright future for humanity's gene pool
It's probably best if I blow out my brains