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What is a Covarr
Found primarily in its natural habitat of a particularly boring desert, the Covarr is an unusual creature. It has a nasty habit of starting games but never beating them because of horrible ADD. One day it plans on creating its own RPG (it's certainly capable, if it can be bothered to put in the effort). It can usually be seen playing one of its two favorite games, Left 4 Dead 2 and Minecraft (on its own server, which is small and private and mostly vanilla and if you ask nicely enough you might get invited).
Covarr Has Beaten THESE Games
Note: Games that have been completed 100%, finishing all levels, sidequests, and bosses with no cheats or shortcuts, are marked in GREEN.
Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Replaced because it was broken)
Nintendo GameCube (Black)
Playstation 3 (80GB, software BC)
Nintendo DS Lite (with a kickass Phantom Hourglass skin that Walmart doesn't sell anymore)Stolen!
Nintendo Game Boy Advance (ugly-ass glacier)
Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP (Silver, with an unnecessary barcode sticker placed on it)
Nintendo Game Boy Micro (Silver with black faceplate)
Intellivision Lives! (25 games, plugs right into TV)
Wii U (Black)
Nintendo 3DS XL (Blue)
And He's Got THESE Flash Carts
EZF-Advance III (He gave it to his sister. Then it broke. It was crap anyway. See his review.)
R4 (Gave to his mom)
M3 Perfect miniSD (It broke)
CycloDS Evolution (His brother stole it and then lost it at school).
SuperCard DSTWO (His brother stole it and then lost it at school).
Edge (Gold Edition from GBATemp skin contest)
EZ-Flash V 3-in-1 (Barely use it, won't replace when the battery inevitably dies, missing)
And This PC Setup
16GB DDR3 RAM
250GB 7200RPM SATA HDD
1TB 7200RPM SATA HDD
23" ASUS VG248QE (1920x1080, 144Hz)
23" Acer piece of crap monitor (1920x1080)
Intel Core i5-3570K
NVIDIA GTX 660Ti FTW+
Mouse and Keyboard and Speakers that work but aren't worth mentioning
Xbox 360 pad!
Windows 8.1 64-bit
What Does Covarr Do?
For the most part he just lurks around the Wii Backup Loader board here. Every once in a while, he writesareviewortwo but he usually just lets the major review outlets do their thing. He has a keen eye for crap, and about half of his reviews are of worthless games or products. These reviews predate both Ashens and Yahtzee, which means they copied him, to an extent. He is particularly good at procrastinating, and leaving things unfinished. For example,