Cory1492's entry
cory1492's entry for the How much do you love GBAtemp? competition.
cory's answer to the question
How much do you love GBAtemp?
long double double getGBATempLove(bool awake)
if (awake)
{
if (!RUDEnewbalert) // only happens rarely, approx once every 1mil iterations
love = APPROACHES_INFINITE; // careful, this one will definitely overflow the bounds of the largest data type on any current processor
else if (monkeyalert)
return 0; // in case input is jibberish
else{
love = (-1000000) * (asm_poke (fork_up_bum)) + (FINGERNAIL_SCRATCHING_BLACKBOARD) + (HANGOVER_PUKING);
}
}
else // if not awake
{
love = IN_MY_DREAMS; // privacy is the key to keeping this data member where it belongs
// more of a question though as no-one has ever gotten valid input when !awake
}