Cory1492's entry

cory1492's entry for the How much do you love GBAtemp? competition.

cory's answer to the question

How much do you love GBAtemp?

[code] long double double getGBATempLove(bool awake) if (awake) { if (!RUDEnewbalert) // only happens rarely, approx once every 1mil iterations love = APPROACHES_INFINITE; // careful, this one will definitely overflow the bounds of the largest data type on any current processor else if (monkeyalert) return 0; // in case input is jibberish else{ love = (-1000000) * (asm_poke (fork_up_bum)) + (FINGERNAIL_SCRATCHING_BLACKBOARD) + (HANGOVER_PUKING); } } else // if not awake { love = IN_MY_DREAMS; // privacy is the key to keeping this data member where it belongs // more of a question though as no-one has ever gotten valid input when !awake } [/code]