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What is a Covarr

Found primarily in its natural habitat of a particularly boring desert, the Covarr is an unusual creature. It has a nasty habit of starting games but never beating them because of horrible ADD. One day it plans on creating its own RPG (it's certainly capable, if it can be bothered to put in the effort). He has his own minecraft server, and if you ask nicely enough he might share the address. It is small and mostly vanilla and mostly private.

Covarr Has Beaten THESE Games

Note: Games that have been completed 100%, finishing all levels, sidequests, and bosses with no cheats or shortcuts, are marked in GREEN.

Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario World
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64 DS
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Paper Mario
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Yoshi's Island
Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Sonic 3 and Knuckes (all characters)
Sonic Adventure DX
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Advance (all characters)
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic CD
Sonic Rush (Sonic only)
Sonic Rush Adventure
Sonic 4 Episode I
Final Fantasy VII
Tetris Attack
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Portal
Portal 2
Soul Calibur 2
NEW Super Mario Bros.
NEW Super Mario Bros. Wii
Kirby Super Star
Kirby Super Star Ultra
Kirby's Dream Land
Kirby's Adventure
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Super Smash Bros.
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Dr. Mario 64
The Sims Bustin' Out (GBA)
Pokémon: Red Version
Pokémon: Silver Version
Donkey Konga
Donkey Konga 2
Elite Beat Agents
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2
Metroid: Other M
Halo 3
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 4
Sonic Colors
Super Metroid
Sonic The Hedgehog

He's Got THESE Systems

Super Nintendo Entertainment System (broken)
Nintendo 64
Nintendo GameCube (Black)
Wii
Playstation 3 (80GB, software BC)
Nintendo DS Lite (with a kickass Phantom Hourglass skin that Walmart doesn't sell anymore)
Nintendo Game Boy Advance (ugly-ass glacier)
Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP (Silver, with an unnecessary barcode sticker placed on it)
Nintendo Game Boy Micro (Silver with black faceplate)
Intellivision Lives! (25 games, plugs right into TV)

And He's Got THESE Flash Carts

EZF-Advance III (He gave it to his sister. Then it broke. It was crap anyway. See his review.)
R4 (Gave to his mom)
M3 Perfect miniSD (256MB miniSD)
CycloDS Evolution (4GB class 6 micro SDHC)
SuperCard DSTWO (with the Cyclo's micro SDHC card, they share like good little carts should)
Edge (Gold Edition from GBATemp skin contest)
EZ-Flash V 3-in-1 (Barely use it, won't replace when the battery inevitably dies)

And This PC Setup

4GB DDR2 RAM
250GB 7200RPM SATA HDD
2x 80GB 5400 IDE HDDs
19.5" acer LCD (1650x1080)
Intel Core 2 Duo E7300 2.6GHz
nVidia GeForce 9800GT
Mouse and Keyboard and Speakers that work but aren't worth mentioning
USB Wii Sensorbar (built from a USB cable and a wireless sensorbar. Now uses 0 batteries.)

What Does Covarr Do?

For the most part he just lurks around the SuperCard, ShopTemp, and Wii Backup Loader boards here. Every once in a while, he writes a review or two but he usually just lets the major review outlets do their thing. He has a keen eye for crap, and about half of his reviews are of worthless games or products. These reviews predate both Ashens and Yahtzee, which means they copied him, to an extent. He is particularly good at procrastinating, and leaving things unfinished. For example,

SEND COVARR A PM IF YOU ARE AWESOME

Awesome people include:

worlok375
elemist
fishykipper
Makar8000
alidsl
JinTrigger
kiafazool
Sausage Head
ThatDudeWithTheFood

Favorite Sites

GBATemp - A great site about some great stuff and stuff like that.
Qhimm - The ultimate resource for FF7 modding, especially the PC version.
Sonic Retro - A cool site where everybody emo's all the time.
PocketHeaven - A good site for emulators for GBA and DS.

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 == What is a Covarr ==
-Found primarily in its natural habitat of a particularly boring desert, the Covarr is an unusual creature. It has a nasty habit of starting games but never beating them because of horrible ADD. One day it plans on creating its own RPG (it's certainly capable, if it can be bothered to put in the effort).
+Found primarily in its natural habitat of a particularly boring desert, the Covarr is an unusual creature. It has a nasty habit of starting games but never beating them because of horrible ADD. One day it plans on creating its own RPG (it's certainly capable, if it can be bothered to put in the effort). He has his own minecraft server, and if you ask nicely enough he might share the address. It is small and mostly vanilla and mostly private.
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 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * Super Mario Galaxy
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 * Paper Mario
 * Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
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 * <span style="color:green;font-style:italic;">Portal</span>
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 * Soul Calibur 2
 * NEW Super Mario Bros.
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 * <span style="color:green;font-style:italic;">Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!</span>
 * Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2
-* Metroid: Other M (Yes, I beat it before it was released!)
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 * Halo 3
 * Metal Gear Solid
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 * Super Metroid
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 * [http://www.sonicretro.org/ Sonic Retro] - A cool site where everybody emo's all the time.
 * [http://boards.pocketheaven.com/ PocketHeaven] - A good site for emulators for GBA and DS.
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