Cory1492's entry

cory1492's entry for the How much do you love GBAtemp? competition.

cory's answer to the question

How much do you love GBAtemp?

long double double getGBATempLove(bool awake)
if (awake)
{
   if (!RUDEnewbalert) // only happens rarely, approx once every 1mil iterations
       love = APPROACHES_INFINITE;  // careful, this one will definitely overflow the bounds of the largest data type
   else if (monkeyalert)
       return 0; // in case input is jibberish
   else{
       love = (-1000000) * (asm_poke (fork_up_bum)) + (FINGERNAIL_SCRATCHING_BLACKBOARD) + (HANGOVER_PUKING);
   }
}
else  // if not awake
{
   love = IN_MY_DREAMS; // privacy is the key to keeping this data member where it belongs
                                      // more of a question though as no-one has ever gotten valid input when !awake
}

readme.txt

In short, this is a function which does/means:
I still come back and read/write posts most days, and cringe at some of the over-repetitve newb questions; aka: first time posters demanding answers simply because they exist and happen to be that specific monkey who gets sentences out instead of jibberish, though there are a few of those around too. Must love it quite a lot if you ask me.... on most days.